American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chucling). "We don't. In
America, we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam
and sell the jam to the Philippines."
The Filipino (irritated) asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do!".
Filipino (now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
American: (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
Filipino: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America...